• Humor,  Kids

    Like Stray Cats in a Street Fight

    Zarrin, although she didn’t speak a word until she was two, has always been a phenomenal communicator.  Even as a newborn it was easy to decipher if her cry was because she was hungry, tired, wet, etc. She had very…

  • Fashion,  New Baby

    The Walmart Bathrobe

    Call me June Cleaver, but I tend to like looking good when Nick comes home from work. Makes me feel like I accomplished something during the day, even if that’s a farce.    In my final month before entering momma-hood,…

  • Sleep

    “Sleep When the Baby Sleeps” is B$.

    Anyone care to congratulate me with a well-deserved bottle of Veuve? I just slept four consecutive nights without a single bout of insomnia. FOUR WHOLE NIGHTS! My new personal record of the last 19 months. (Disclaimer, I took melatonin twice…