Toddlers

  • Humor,  Parenting,  Toddlers

    Colorful, Little, Blue Starfish

    I always knew I’d love watching Zary grow. I remember fawning over the tiny wet footprints on the bath rug that suddenly seemed an inch bigger.  I can’t explain to you how confused I was the day the lights in…

  • Humor,  Parenting,  Toddlers

    The Boo-Boo Bee

    I’m well aware that the best way to handle bumps and bruises with a toddler is to not overreact. I’m also routinely overreactive about EVERYTHING, so, guess what? My kid cries over anything. Every stubbed toe. Every time she walks…

  • Toddlers

    She’s a Licker

    One of the most satisfying parts of being a mom is accidentally stumbling into genius parenting hacks.  Keep a roll of puppy-poop-bags in your car to hold dirty shoes and diapers. Slip an oversized t-shirt on top of the baby’s…

  • Toddlers

    Nakey Time Houdini

    There is a sizeable amount of nudity in our house. Before you get ahead of yourself, it’s definitely not me. And (unfortunately, wink wink) not my husband. It’s my 19-month old. She just can’t seem to keep her clothes on.…