The Walmart Bathrobe
Call me June Cleaver, but I tend to like looking good when Nick comes home from work. Makes me feel like I accomplished something during the day, even if that’s a farce. In my final month before entering momma-hood,…
Nakey Time Houdini
There is a sizeable amount of nudity in our house. Before you get ahead of yourself, it’s definitely not me. And (unfortunately, wink wink) not my husband. It’s my 19-month old. She just can’t seem to keep her clothes on.…
“Sleep When the Baby Sleeps” is B$.
Anyone care to congratulate me with a well-deserved bottle of Veuve? I just slept four consecutive nights without a single bout of insomnia. FOUR WHOLE NIGHTS! My new personal record of the last 19 months. (Disclaimer, I took melatonin twice…